Premium apparel for those who have transcended the need to be interesting. Exquisitely adequate quality.
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Color: Void Black
Color: Static White
"Excellence is exhausting. We sourced the finest 400gsm cotton just to print the word 'AVERAGE' on it. This is the new luxury."
This dashboard analyzes the viability of an ironic high-end streetwear brand. The data below validates the "Irony Economy" hypothesis: that high-net-worth Gen Z consumers are shifting spend from heritage luxury to "post-authentic" narrative-driven apparel. We explore market size, competitive positioning, and the lucrative unit economics of "meme-premium" goods.
Global Streetwear Market Size (Billions USD). The trajectory shows steady growth, driven largely by the "hype" model which Very Mid satirizes.
Mapping competitors based on Price Point vs. Brand Seriousness. "Very Mid" occupies the "High Price / High Irony" quadrant (The Blue Ocean).
Breakdown of the "Ironic Spender" or "HENRY" (High Earner, Not Rich Yet). They value signaling cultural awareness over traditional status symbols.
Cost breakdown of a single unit. High margins are achieved by utilizing premium blanks but minimizing design complexity (text-based graphics).
Build email list via "anti-marketing." No products shown, just a waiting list to be "average."
Send packages to mid-tier influencers (10k-50k followers). Theme: "Congrats on being just okay."
24-hour sale window. 500 units of "The Adequate Hoodie." Immediate site closure after sellout.